Metal Gear Solid Social Ops is like a parody of Metal Gear

By Owen Faraday 10 Jan 2013 0
Snake? Snaaaaaake I didn't have to pause the video to take this screengrab - this is the whole first five minutes.

My relationship to Metal Gear is equal parts love and hate - I expect that goes for a lot of you, too. Maybe it's cliche nowadays to slink around as a genetically engineered super-spy in rubber pajamas and karate-chop Spetsnaz chaps - but Metal Gear essentially created that genre. When it's at its karate-chopping best, Metal Gear is a blast.

Pity then that every successive Metal Gear title seems to move further away from its karate-chopping roots and towards a bizarre science-fiction soap opera exposited through interminable, unskippable cutscenes full of mind-blowingly earnest dialogue.

With the console series on a bit of a hiatus, Konami have released a new iOS game featuring Solid Snake and his chatty compatriots: Metal Gear Solid Social Ops. Currently only available in Japan, Social Ops will presumably get an English localization at some point.

I don't want to make a habit of writing about a game just to have a laugh about it - but you have to see this gameplay video. It is everything that is terrible about Metal Gear, concentrated into a toxic slurry. With Social Ops, Konami appear to have finally made a Metal Gear that dispenses entirely with all of that bothersome "espionage action" and delivered all codec conversations, all the time.
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