10000000 is notable around here for almost certainly being the fastest-paced game ever reviewed in these pages. 10000000 took elements from RPGs, match-3 puzzlers, and infinite runners and ground them up in a mortar, and then fidgetingly insisted that you snort the product through a rolled-up hundred-dollar bill.

10000000 is ugly. It is aggressively - almost antagonistically - ugly. The sprites are ugly. The app icon is ugly. The easily mistyped name is ugly. This is a game that could do double duty as a scarecrow. But as Mama Faraday often told me, looks aren't everything.